Sir Dusty and the Red Dragon 

Sir Dusty and the Red Dragon

Once upon a time, Sir Dusty of Oakdale was heading his way towards Springfield on his mighty steed. He came upon a Red Dragon named Jennifer in his path and would not let him pass.

"You cannot pass here," Jenn the Red Dragon billowed. "You will have to marry me or DIE"

Sir Dusty knew what he had to do. He laid down and died.



(ok I ripped this off of Married with Children, but when Al told the story, I just thought about a certain redhead in Oakdale)